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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins."
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"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."
"A jew girl's doctor tricked her into having sex with him. Hesadic was good for her."
"If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate."
"Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine."
"Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks."
"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."
"There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon."
"If there's ever a flood disaster in the Middle East & they want to make a charity song I got a great title: Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it"