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Joke of the Day

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"

"I was at a restaurant when I noticed my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slowly, because she obviously doesn't listen well."

"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"

"Whenever I have a twitter break, I check my job."

"toothpaste is a big scam. if ur tooth falls out, it stays out. toothpaste Will Not paste it back in."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They woke him up."

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"The only people who truly know your story, are the ones that helped you write it."

"What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart? One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!"

"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."