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Joke of the Day
"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"
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"My gf said ""tie me up and do what you want"" so I duct taped her to the headboard and went to the bar"
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"Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths."
"2 year old runs naked down the street. ""Awwwwwwwwwwwwww."" I run naked down the street. ""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"""
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."
"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"
"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"
"2 weeks sober. I'm 2 weeks Sober, Unintentionally. Now I'm sitting here wondering why good things happen, to bad people."