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Joke of the Day
"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"
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"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
"what did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B"
"Is the word ""necessarily"" exclusively proceeded by the word ""not""? Not necessarily."
"Molestation Such a touchy subject"
"Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on."
"You know the person in exercise videos that's doing the easy version of everything? I'm the guy behind that person eating chips."
"Did you hear about the gay dog? It was a Golden Receiver."
"Knock knock... [pic]"
"So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"""