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Joke of the Day
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."
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"A Man Goes In For His Annual Check-Up With The Doctor The doctor tells him, ""You need to stop masturbating"" The Man Asks ""Why"" The Doctor Replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds."
"Dyslexic zombies crave Brians."
"I read a shocking and insightful study on the causes of waking from sleep. It was eye-opening to say the least."
"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"
"""Stop putting words into my mouth!"" ""Fine, eat your alphabet soup by yourself."""
"What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!"
"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married... I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model."