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Joke of the Day
"What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common? No one actually reads the articles."
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"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"Parole officer: Come in and take a seat [me, finishing a jail term for stealing chairs] *starts sweating*"
"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"
"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!"
"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"
"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."
"What do you call a well-behaved Indian takeaway? A proppadom"
"How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews."
"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."