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Joke of the Day

"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."

"When I was a kid, I wanted my bed near the window to see the moon and stars. Now, I want my bed near the mobile charging plug."

"Breaking News! President Putin have decided to restore Crimea territory to Ukraine. But President Poroshenko was so drunk and just declined the offer."

"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"

"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Dictators dress to oppress."

"The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."

"Give man a jacket and he'll be warm when he goes outside. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never go outside again."

"How many times do I have to tell you this Mom? I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage."