162933
Joke of the Day
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"
Next Joke
"What has a bottom on top? A leg."
"A man on his death bed smells cookies, gets up and walks into his kitchen. He asks his wife if he can have a cookie. The wife tells him to get out of here, those are for the wake"
"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"
"Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have..."
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."
"How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!"
"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."
"Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart"