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Joke of the Day

"Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it."

"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."

"if weird al is so popular now they should call him normal al. thats what i say on it"

"Cuban I asked my grandmother for ""something Cuban"" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar."

"Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea."

"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"

"""Keep away from children to avoid suffocation"" was the best advice I've ever received. You have to pay for that nowadays"

"What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency? Four more years of great South Park!"

"Need an ark? ..I Noah guy."

"I refuse to work with compost It's degrading"