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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cook who stole parsley from his restaurant? They had to [garnish](http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/garnish) his wages."

"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""

"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."

"My boss asked me to fix the plug on his lamp... I simply refused."

"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"

"What do you call a gay paraplegic? Rolaids."

"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"

"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"

"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."