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Joke of the Day

"What if bananas turn black and bruised because they run their own fight club when we're not around?"

"Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25"

"If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal then she's a keeper"

"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""

"The NYPD only does no-knock jokes."

"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."

"What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted? One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)"

"What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it"

"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""

"A deckhand comes up to the pirate captain. ""The cannons be ready, Captain,"" he reports. *""Are,""* the captain scornfully replies."