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Joke of the Day

"I have a joke my life"

"I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, ""Who is that solo genius?"""

"Half Life 3 was going to be released several years ago... ...But the voice actor for Gordon Freeman was supposed to announce it, and no-one can find him."

"In Britain, Brexit means Brexit... and Trump means fart."

"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

"I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work"

"It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them."

"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"

"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."