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Joke of the Day

"Joke stealing is not a laughing matter That's why I don't steal unfunny jokes."

"What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish? Spanakopita"

"What's the most common blood type in Taiwan? Type A."

"Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy? ...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test."

"Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor? The doctor said it was all in her head"

"TIL: Ropes can pass through themselves Ohh wait they can knot."

"MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral ...because I fill the area under their curves"

"I'm either tired or hungry at all times. Often both."

"What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white."

"Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"