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Joke of the Day

"What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch? Matt."

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"Found $12 bucks today! Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now."
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."
"What's white and smells like black paint? The freshly painted fence. What's black and smells like white paint? The 6 year old who painted it"
"What do you call a Mexican that's lost his car? Carlos"
"*Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"
"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"
"Q: What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? A: Take me to your liter!"
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