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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
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"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."
"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""
"Is your ass the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? Cause your booty is disarming"
"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."
"She said: ""I want to have your children."" . Me: ""They'll be on the first bus in the morning."""
"Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first."
"My neighbour has been playing the bongos for over an hour, and I thought he was meditating until I heard him sing ""Yeah, shake that shit..."""
"What wears a leather jacket, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? An elephant wearing a leather jacket!"
"Pet Review: Horses Cost: Thousands of dollars Pros: Bragging about owning a horse Cons: Can literally kick your face off, big teeth 1.5/10"