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Joke of the Day
"Is your ass the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? Cause your booty is disarming"
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"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."
"Liars tend not make eye contact, which is why I don't trust pirates half the time."
"People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement..."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"Why is Pharrell Williams happy? Because he ""got lucky""."
"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"
"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."
"What's the one thing Spider-man can't eat? Uncle bens rice"
"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."