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Joke of the Day

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""

"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."

"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"

"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"

"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."

"How are black people like Christmas lights? Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright"

"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."

"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."

"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"

"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."