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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon."

"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."

"I saw Donald Trump walk by Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller without stopping... Turns out he really doesn't recognize Jewish Stars."

"I can hear music coming out of my printer... I think the papers jammin' again"

"I think my wife is overdoing her lent observance. She won't even toss my salad."

"How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word? Police police police police police police police police police police police."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought, ""I can't turn that down."""

"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."

"What's the difference between a woman and a video game? I don't get an erection when I beat a video game."