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Joke of the Day

"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."

"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"

"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."

"what do you call a cow with no legs ground beef"

"Two Ducks Two ducks in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank......."

"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""

"Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?"

"2 interesting facts about me * 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway * 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway"