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Joke of the Day

"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."

"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."

"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"

"If you're havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg."

"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."

"My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me."

"""Subpar accommodations. One star."" - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem."

"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"

"Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!"