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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"
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"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"Buddy Valastro wears too much makeup. He seriously cakes it on. aaaaaand I'm leaving so fast I forgot my shoes."
"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."
"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."
"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"
"There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises. Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove."
"I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened"
"When I'm bored on a plane, I pull a random machine part out of my pocket and ask the person next to me ""Do you know where this came from?"""
"Me: Wow, you're glowing. Her: Aaaaww, thank you! Me: No, like radioactive... Her: . . . Me: Tone down the filters?"