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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."
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"TIL I'm good at posting at the wrong subreddit... jk jk fuck you guys"
"""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall."
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