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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."

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"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""
"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "
"[puts cone of shame on dog] ME: (to dog) sory buddy DOG: (to all other dogs in neighborhod) BOW DOWN TO LORD FLOFFYTON HEARER OF ALL BARKS"
"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"
"What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit? An anti-hissy-tamine."
"What's a composer's favourite childhood game? Haydn seek."
"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."
"I can't believe all of this violence and rioting is happening... ... all because Craig Ferguson is leaving his show."
"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."
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