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Joke of the Day

"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."

"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"

"Why can't animals ever have an olympics? Because there's always a cheetah"

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world."

"My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did."

"I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?"

"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."

"Everybody had heard we were running out of space in the file cabinet, so they all rushed to get their documents put away. It was a self-fullfiling prophesy."