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Joke of the Day

"Hamlet gets a cough So, Hamlet is admitted to a hospital for a cough. He asks the doctors: ""TB or not TB"""

"I've finally figured out why I can't lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in shower that runs down my body says, ""4 extra volume & body"

"Some guy named Rand McNally printed out a bunch of Google maps and sells them at gas stations. Weird."

"What small plant is used in war? The millitree."

"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"

"Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying ""I do"" you will have to click ""I agree to these terms and conditions."""

"BAD LAWYER Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."

"So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration."

"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."

"Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch."