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Joke of the Day

"So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration."

"Dad got me the other day... Me: I can't sleep... I'm just going to stay up for a bit... Dad: What do you mean you can't sleep? It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*"

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."

"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."

"Yo mamma's so old that... ...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!"

"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"

"Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine"

"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."

"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"

"What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee? Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday..."