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Joke of the Day

"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."

"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."

"Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him."

"I burned a kid in a wheelchair today. Hot wheels."

"Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family"

"Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine."

"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."

"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."

"Virgins They never gave a fuck."

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."