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Joke of the Day
"How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things."
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"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"
"I wrote a song about tortilla's Well. It's more of a wrap."
"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."
"What's the best part about a hooker dying on you? The second hour's free."
"ME: isn't this great?? WIFE: not really ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what's wrong"
"I wish a girl would give me a chance so that I can finally disappoint someone besides my parents."
"So I heard the Brits have a new dating app It's called Kinder."
"I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo."
"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."