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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish."
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"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? *Dead pan face*, I don't cry when I cut up hookers."
"Helen Keller just found out about LSD. She thinks it'll make her see things."
"What s a Muslim s favorite cologne? GERMANY!!!!"
"Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with"
"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"
"I was on the street This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said "" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"" And I said ""I am"""
"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."
"You know why I quit working at the sausage factory? It was the wurst."