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Joke of the Day

"[family hears me pull in driveway] wife: please don't wrestling announcer: sorry ma'am he already paid me. NOW ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM WORK"

"What do people in Prague call abortions? Canceled Czechs"

"North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy."

"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""

"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."

"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"

"Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards."

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's? I have kleenexes."

"Knock Knock! *Who's there?* Dwayne. *Dwayne who?* DWAYNE DA BAFFTUB!! I'M DWOWNIN'!!"