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Joke of the Day
"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"
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"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""
"A guy meets a fat chick at a convention [deleted]"
"My doctor told me my testosterone level was unusually high. At least that's what I think he said, I could hardly hear him over the chainsaw."
"Did you hear about the mute guy. I didn't either."
"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""
"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."
"wanna here my to do list your mum"
"Judge: You stand before me accused of being a duvet. How do you plead? Defendant: Not quilty."
"The FCC requires all rock stations to hire a woman named Kat."