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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado."

"Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator."

"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"

"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."

"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"

"There's a girl that I hate in my office that's white but looks like 'Precious'. I've been calling her ""Pressure"" & blaming my farts on her."

"How come white girls can only count odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."

"I kiss my wife daily Vishnu - I kiss my wife daily before i go to office Venkat - I kiss ur wife after u go to office Vishnu - But I am first who kissed her :)"