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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so old, Her birth certificate says EXPIRED"
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"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."
"What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met? nothing, hes a fan."
"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"
"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!"
"My ex got engaged at Christmas but apparently responding to the news with ""LOL"" is ""a representation of everything that is wrong with me."""
"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."
"I can't stand pedophiles. They're fucking immature assholes."
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"