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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. Who's there? *Doctor* Doctor who? *Actually, it's just ""the doctor"".*"
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"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."
"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a crackhead? A hooker washes her crack and resells it."
"I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast"
"What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !"
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
"why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."
"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"