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Joke of the Day

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"

"This murderer my friend knew double crossed him. He really stabbed him in the back."

"Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati? Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh"

"Who called it a ""backpack"" and not, ""the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex."""

"HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor"

"What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? 12 pirates."

"What is the media of choice for the mallard? **DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough* --lololololol"

"Why don't blind people skydive? cos it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"