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Joke of the Day

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"

"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."

"What do watermelons and Khloe Kardashian's vagina have in common? They're both pink in the middle and full of black seeds"

"It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry."

"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."

"What was the first porn movie about Rappers called? Lewdicrous"

"[Gym] Hello ladies, and welcome to Body By Jake! Me: ""Jake?"" *i discreetly shove the cake I brought into my bag & back out of the room*"

"Don't mess with me! I've got a black belt... It's brown on the other side."

"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? *long pause* ding-dong ditch."