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Joke of the Day

"Don't mess with me! I've got a black belt... It's brown on the other side."

"What does an IT guys use for birth control? His personality."

"On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !"

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"

"I tried talking with a midget in prison uniform going down an elevator... But he was a little condescending."

"Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common They both make her eyes light up when you run into them."

"It's called a ponytail because there is a small horse inside your head growing his tail out of you."

"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."

"Ricky Martin should have waited until Saturday so he could come out the same day as the iPad. Maybe that's what Tom Cruise is waiting for?"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha"