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Joke of the Day
"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."
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"How do you make a cat go ""Woof!""? Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)"
"Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?"
"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."
"I accidentally wet the bed I share with my girlfriend.... She's still pissed"
"What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round."
"Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint? Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag"
"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"
"Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this"
"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"