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Joke of the Day

"how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones"

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."

"When my wife and I married we both agreed we would never go to sleep angry. Neither of us has slept in 16 years."

"Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife? Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"

"If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong."

"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."

"What's the worst thing a girl can hear when she's giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson..."""

"How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database? Pop, Lock & Drop It"

"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."