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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."

"I went Christmas shopping at Best Buy..."

"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""

"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"

"I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit."

"*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*"

"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."

"Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"I fought in Vietnam I went there last year and some kid took my Cheetos so I hit him."

"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."