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Joke of the Day

"Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife? Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"

"why aren't mexicans and blacks suppose to have kids? because the children will be to lazy to steal."

"Joke from my dad while in the car What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way? When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away"

"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."

"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."

"Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done."

"I can eat an untied shoe lace and poop it out tied I shit you knot!"

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"