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Joke of the Day

"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."

"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."

"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short."

"What do Emos and automatic lights have in common? They'll both off themselves eventually."

"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one...but the light bulb has to WANT to change."

"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"

"My teacher told me to turn in my essay, But I ain't no snitch"

"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""