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Joke of the Day

"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"

"What's it called when it's 9:20am and you can't wait for dinner? Oh, it's called fat. Nevermind."

"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."

"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"

"Hey baby are you a basic bitch? Cause you're alkafine!"

"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her."

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they get in there."

"Anyone know a good roofer? Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed..."

"Why did the Trump campaign order its followers to destroy all fax machines? They thought it was spelled ""facts."""