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Joke of the Day
"Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik-a-choo."
Next Joke
"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."
"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""
"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."
"I was seeing this one girl for two months Until she found out I was there."
"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"
"""You do realize it's a crime to lie in court, right?"" *I think for a moment and then move my hands closer together*"
"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"
"So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""