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Joke of the Day

"No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze."

"I missed going to the gym today. So that's 20 years in a row now."

"Why are 9/11 jokes never funny? Because they always fly over everyone's head."

"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""

"you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes ""sexual"" the rest of the boys all agree that he is"

"Lord of the Rings: A Shortened Version -Give me the ring. -No."

"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"

"discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition."

"My wife refused to do anal. She said she had a Boo-T-I."

"I feel like MacGyver- given a bottle opener and a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer."