55282

Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Shame on you"

"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."

"Made a Freudian slip, with my ex-wife. I meant to say: ""Hello"" but actually said: ""You silly cow, you've ruined my life."""

"Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis... Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis, but on the other hand, it's massive."

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense"

"So I wanted to write a joke about the lack of aplomb demonstrated by the police recently in Texas. But that would resemble a bomb, and I might get in trouble."

"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."

"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"