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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"

"What are some canned retorts that can be funny in many situations, like ""that's what she said"" or ""let's not and say we did""?"

"I guess I'll go to your party but answer the next question VERY CAREFULLY: will there be a cheese tray"

"What happens when you zip up a lion? It rars"

"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."

"If you're a monkey, your shit's always bananas."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"

"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."

"Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?"