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Joke of the Day
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
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"Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3."
"They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like they knew what I was planning."
"Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!"
"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."
"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."
"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill? By running! J.K. Rowling"
"I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I'm still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it."
"Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door? They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"What does a gay horse eat? heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"