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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a joke about thorium... But it would be quite shocking."
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"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"
"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"
"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."
"My girlfriend was crying because she had gum in her hair. I told her to cut it out."
"How do Japanese people refer to American politicians? Parti-san"
"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""
"You're not a mistake. Mistakes can be fixed. You're hopeless."
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
"yo momma so ugly her vibrator needs viagra"