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Joke of the Day
"How often do chemists use HIO4? periodically"
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"My mexican friend told me he is far sided, I said so does that mean you cant see far away? to which he replied >""No, I *quinceanera*"""
"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ""Two seconds 'til."" After you ask, ""Two seconds 'til what?"" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."
"*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO."
"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""
"What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs? Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers"
"A new study showed... That crime is the leading cause of going to jail"
"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? 'Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."