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Joke of the Day

"A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him. His condition is described as stable."

"Nancy Reagan didn't have to die... But she said no to drugs."

"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite."

"Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me. If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too."

"funny? Ordered coffee at Starbucks. He asked my name, so I told him ""Bingo"". When my coffee was ready he shouted ""Bingo...Bingo"". I don't think he thought it was very funny."

"It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty. But he had a great fall."

"Why do American's take letters out of words? Because they're lazy, and they hate U."

"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."

"I was going to make a joke about that bus... I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

"[annoyed burglar waking me] you still have a VCR?"