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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Poke 'em on!"
"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
"Winter is like your boyfriend... you know it's coming soon but you want it to hold off for as long as possible"
"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."
"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."
"*i sneeze* Atheist: bless u Me: ha! i caught u Atheist: no its just like, an expression Me:*grabbing him by shoulders* u believe in god"
"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"
"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."