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"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"
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"I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources"
"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."
"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work"
"""F,DT I am."" - Yoda texting a girl that he's DTF"
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
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"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead"
"People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub."