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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."
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"Got the invite to your wedding. Thanks! Sadly, your blatant overuse of illegible, ornate script fonts means I don't know when or where it is"
"On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says ""This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it."" Omg."
"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."
"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"
"I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick."
"Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt."
"Do you want to join my pistol club? We drink till noon and piss till two."
"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."
"My parents taught me how to walk and talk Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet."